crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

sherlockismysuicidenote:

wiccanwarrior:

penguin-on-a-tractor:

Can we please talk about the experiment who just made sandwiches throughout the entire series on Lilo & Stitch

look at him

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friendly reminder that Rube had the same powers and strength as stitch, but had a higher intelligence resulting in him being able to speak perfectly….but instead of being obsessed with destroying cities…only cared about making sandwiches… 

So he was basically a college student

timelordes:

timelordes:

my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”

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twinkjared:

Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.

nahshaw:

do not talk shit about harry styles don’t fuck with him don’t even think about insulting him i will fucking tear u to pieces and i will burn you alive don’t fuck with harry styles i’m warning u all now

What someone did Saturday night vs Sunday morning is no matter to you. Especially if you are a christian. Because you know what? They don’t need you to judge them. If they’re “twerking Saturday night and going to church on sunday”, at least they’ve got some balance in their lives where religion is concerened. While those of you who aren’t Christians shouldn’t even regard today as being any more special than any other Sunday, but you sit here and judge Christians for going out saturday night and get offended if they say anything negative towards your beliefs about something. This is the problem with people today. Who are you to judge them? If they claim Christianity as their belief, then they’ve got someone much more important to judge them than you. So don’t act like you’re better than them because you do the same thing Saturday night, but don’t go to church the next morning.

exoticwild:

What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.

horchatita:

gracelesscastiels:

today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7

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and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people

this guy man

That would be *actual* Christianity for you.

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

jumpthanfall:

😂

tobaccoes:

Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.